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I must stop (keep going) with this. by Real-Live-Fishlegs I must stop (keep going) with this. :iconreal-live-fishlegs:Real-Live-Fishlegs 2 24 Here's Another Attempt by Real-Live-Fishlegs Here's Another Attempt :iconreal-live-fishlegs:Real-Live-Fishlegs 4 0 Dear God What Have I Made? by Real-Live-Fishlegs Dear God What Have I Made? :iconreal-live-fishlegs:Real-Live-Fishlegs 1 0 Jonathan Ellerslie App 2 by Real-Live-Fishlegs Jonathan Ellerslie App 2 :iconreal-live-fishlegs:Real-Live-Fishlegs 5 4
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In The BLAC CH 10
Chapter 10: The Last Battle
"Hey, Marcus!" Isaac called, the other heavies and pyros trailing behind him, "What about us? What are we supposed to do?"
Marcus turned to face his fellow teammates, "All the heavies will be with their medics. We need them to charge during the bus trip. And pyros- I haven't actually though what you guys will do yet. Until I find out, you'll just be along for the ride. Aggy, is Manuel ready yet?"
"I'm comin'!" The demo-woman shouted as she and another figure came around the corner, "And don't call me Aggy!" The two came out of the shade, revealing Agatha, and a now fully zombified Manuel, who strangely looked good as new.
Marcus stepped back in amazement, "Manuel? Is that you? How do you feel?"
"Ugh, I feel like I have a hole my head." Manuel said in discomfort as he rubbed his hair, "Oh, that's why. There is a hole in my head." He laughed a bit, "That and I've got this strange craving for red meat." He began to look at Marcus as if he hadn't eaten for days.
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In The BLAC CH 9
Chapter 9: Joined Forces?
Marcus slowly got back to his feet, only to angrily scream at Manuel's corpse. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT? Huh? It should have been me, not you! Why'd you do it?"
"The same reason that I would have done it, had it been me." Carlos surprised Marcus from behind. He slowly walked up and knelt down beside his deceased brother. Carlos winced from the painful sight, but slowly closed Manuel's eyes with is fingers,"Vaya con Dios, hermano."
Johnny still lay on his knees with his hands behind his head- until he opened his eyes and looked around to see the enemy had left. "YOU!" he shouted at Marcus as he stood up, "You brought those guys here, didn't you? I oughta kill you for what you just pulled!" Johnny then drew his bat and readied to charge Marcus, only to be grabbed by a giant gray arm.
KI-11 held Johnny in the air in front of him, "You will not hurt little man!"
That was when Johnny's backbone kicked in, "Oh yeah? Well you're just gonna have to kill me then!"
KI tight
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In The BLAC CH 8
Chapter 8: The Case's Purpose
Johnny slammed his bat against the bars of the brig, "Alright Red, start talking! What were you doing in our base?"
Jamie stuttered a bit, "Well I-I-"
"Shut up! I don't wanna hear a word from you! Were you after the briefcase?"
"No, I was-"
"I told you to shut up! Now, why were you distracting my team with a game of cards?"
Jamie let out a sigh and tried to answer, "I was just having some-"
Johnny silenced him, "Did I say you could talk? Very well, since you won't cooperate, I'll just have to let you rot in your cell. Hope you like it in there, pip-squeak!" Johnny left the room in a matter of seconds.
The RED soldier sat down on the cell floor,"Alright Jamie, think. There's got to be some way out of here. Who am I kidding? I'm screwed." Jamie angrily and hopelessly kicked the cot next to him. Suddenly, the cot began to rattle. The bed lifted itself as the floor collapsed slowly, revealing a hidden staircase. "What have we here? Maybe I'm not so screwed aft
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In The BLAC CH 7
Chapter 7: Friend or Foe?
"There, try standing on that." Geo said as he finished patching Marcus' leg.
Marcus stood up and walked around the room with ease, "That's good, very good."
Geo smiled with amazement, seeing Marcus had made a fairly quick recovery, "Just don't go running on it, or it will delay the healing process."
"Will do, doc." Marcus replied, looking around the room, "How is he?"
"Jacques is stable for now." Geo started, "He's lucky to be alive, after going through all that."
"What exactly did he go through?" Marcus asked with concern.
Geo rubbed his chin for a moment, "After scrutinizing the burns on his clothing, I'd say he had a brush with plastic explosives, or possibly even a charge made with pure RDX."
"Hmm, pretty strong stuff." Marcus nodded, "Wait, how did you-"
"Jared helped me out. Your medic is a bright boy, even for his age. And of all things, he just happened to be a biochemistry major."
Marcus chuckled, "Yeah, that sounds like Jared all right. Can I talk to
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In The BLAC CH 6
Chapter 6: The Truth Hurts
Johnny watched from a distance as Marcus and Steff were slowly making their way back to the RED base. He knew he couldn't miss a chance like this, to hit the enemy when they're vulnerable. However, he was well out of range. Fortunately, he knew someone whose range had no limit. He quickly rushed inside his base and called for the BLU sniper, "Blaze, get up top quick! They're getting away!"
Blaze sat in the rec room playing cards with Kia, the BLU soldier, and the RED soldier, Jamie, who was also Steff's younger brother. Jamie tried to look over Kia's shoulder, "Any threes?"
Kia shook her head, "Nope, go fish."
"Nuts!" Jamie shouted as he drew a card from the deck. "I hope you guys don't mind having me over, I know I probably shouldn't."
"Nah, you're fine." Blaze added, "It's not like our teams are in a firefight or something."
Jamie laughed, "Yeah, that would suck."
Just then Johnny burst into the room, "I hate to intrude, but- THE ENEMY IS GETTING AWAY!"
Bla
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In The BLAC CH 5
Chapter 5: Meet The Teams Part 2
The ground continued to shake and quake from the explosions that followed. The RED team quickly donned their uniforms and grabbed their weapons, quickly making their way towards the base entrance.
"I still don't get it!" Steff shouted while running, "Why are they attacking now? And at this early? It's ridiculous!"
"I don't care why," Marcus followed, "I just want to know how to stop them!"
"I hope you have a plan, mate!" Danny joined in as they neared the entrance.
"If I don't, then I'll make one!" Marcus answered with pride. His confidence however was completely blown away as the two teams reached the entrance. What they saw was extraordinary- a giant turret, armed with an arsenal of deadly weaponry, almost like an overgrown sentry gun.
Marcus could only stare at the monstrosity, "God help us."
"Crikey!" Danny exclaimed, nearly jumping out of his skin, "What in bloomin' 'eck is that?"
Steff narrowed her sight towards the base of the sentry. There at th
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In The BLAC CH 4
Chapter 4: Meet The Teams Part 1
Steff walked down the base hallway with BLAC team trailing behind her. She introduced each member to their new rooms. Danny fortunately got his own room to himself. The other members, were not so lucky. Carlos was forced to share a room with Darius, the RED pyro, who apparently has issues with fast talking Hispanics.
"Come on, Steff! Can't he share your room?" Darius protested.
Carlos tried his best to apologize,"Por favor senorita, lo siento por mi mal ingles!"
"My room is off limits to everyone but me, you know that." Steff answered both of them, "You two will have to learn to get along somehow."
Darius groaned with disgust, "Fine, just for tonight! Come on hombre, I'll help you set up."
Carlos' eyes perked up with excitement, "Si, gracias mi amigo! I will be bueno, I swear!"
Darius turned back and pointed a finger in Carlos' face, "First of all, I'm not your 'amigo'. Second, if I hear you chatter one more word in Spanish, your butt is gonna be muy ca
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In The BLAC CH 3
Chapter 3: The Unlikeliest of Unlikely Alliances
"Manuel..." Marcus complained a bit, staring at the BLAC spy in their midst, "Tell me you were drunk. You were drunk, weren't you?"
Manuel pointed his finger at Marcus, "First of all, I don't drink senor. Second, I didn't call him on impulse. We all voted on it."
"You voted?" Danny raised his brow, "Mate, what do you think this outfit is, some kind of democracy?"
"We needed help, so I got it for us." Manuel objected.
"A spy? Helpful?" Marcus scoffed, "They're nothing but dime-a-dozen, back-stabbing scumbags! Especially this one!"
"Gentlemen, please! How can we do business together if I'm not even welcome here?"
"Jacques is right." Manuel pleaded, "We're not solving our problem by refusing his help."
"So what's it going to be, Marcus?" Jacques asked, offering his hand, "Will you accept my proposal? Or would you rather refuse and fail your mission?"
Marcus winced for a moment, and unwillingly clashed his hand with Jacques'. "Only for the s
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In The BLAC CH 2
Chapter 2: Captured... Again...
As Steff, Angie, and KI-11 carried Danny and Marcus inside, they unwittingly had left their post open to their enemies, the BLU team.
"Alright, they're gone." Johnny, the BLU scout whispered as he entered the RED team's perimeter, "Let's move in, quietly." With him was Doug, the heavy of BLU team, followed by Setsuna, who was perhaps the scariest and most sadistic medic in BLU team history.
"I am just vondering," Setsuna asked, "Who vere those two men?"
"Haven't a clue," Johnny muttered as a grin crept onto his face, "but one way or another I'm gonna find out. Doug, you and the medic take one side of the entrance. I'll take the other side. When those three come back out, we'll be waiting for them when they do!"
"Finally, some payback!" Doug cheered, still trying to keep his voice down.
Nearly an hour later, Johnny and his two companions were on the ground, sweating profusely from the intense heat. "I don't get it." Johnny started, "What's taking them so
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In The BLAC CH 1
In The BLAC
A Team Fortress 2 Fan-fiction
Prologue:
It's war... The RED team and the BLU team have constantly gone at each other for the sake of vain things; money, prestige, and some fought just for the love of blood. In spite of the unending conflict, many RED mercenaries have come to know and even befriend members of the BLU team. However, when a new group of unknown soldiers in black suits show up, things start going a little crazy. To think, the greatest friendships always start in the worst of dilemmas. BLU and RED must join forces to find the answer to their questions: Who are these men in black? What do they want? Will Steff and her friends even dare to find out? Only one way to know for sure.
Chapter 1: In The Beginning
It was midday. Two guards marched down the Main Base hallway, dragging a young man. The boy opened his bruised eyes, slowly looking around as his limp body scraped along the floor. An angry voice came over the P.A. System, "Attention: All BLAC team members repo
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KotRT Character: Phillip Carnahan
Phillip Carnahan "Phil" - Descendant of Sir Kay. Phil is a hard-headed and rather mean person to be honest. He often will make fun of anyone that he feels is better than him. But who knows, maybe there's a soft spot somewhere..... Okay.... Maybe not.... But when it comes to fighting, his ancestor's skills seem to be borderline genetic. He's very touchy about personal questions, and is somewhat short-tempered.
Age: 19 years
Species: Human male
Ethnicity: English Caucasian
Skills: Swordsmanship
Personality: Harsh, bullying, yet occasionally sympathetic. Also, he is very loyal for a stubborn pup. He sometimes even shows chivalry to women… Whether he means to be so or not is unknown.
Height: 5' 11"
Hair Color: Brown, fringe pattern. (Bad boy look)
Apparel: Loose leather jacket with fur padding on the inside. Heavy duty cargo pants and shin-high boots with buckles on them.
Appearance: Fairly lean when dressed, but actually muscular underneath. Handsome, but doesn't smile much around ot
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  • Listening to: Waffle by Sevendust
  • Reading: Read fb posts
  • Watching: MLP
  • Playing: Played some bass geetarr
  • Eating: Chipz
  • Drinking: Hope :)
Soo yeah, I've been taking up a few projects, I will not spoil what, but I do have quite a few of them. And I can't seem to make myself do them right now for some reason. I'm a procrastinator, for one that doesn't help. But I really I hope I get my act together on these things so that the people I'm doing these things for will be happy and I won't be so worried. I'm mostly writing this to kinda get my thoughts out of my head so I can think straight. One comforting thing is I'm not the only one who's had this sorta thing happen. I just hope I can and will do all these things that I've told people I'm going to do. 
  • Listening to: Waffle by Sevendust
  • Reading: Read fb posts
  • Watching: MLP
  • Playing: Played some bass geetarr
  • Eating: Chipz
  • Drinking: Hope :)
Omgosh so happy to have completed this thing! It's not exactly how I hoped it would be, but I love it, and I'm glad it turned out how it did!

soundcloud.com/jesusfreak-1/ta…


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  • Listening to: Waffle by Sevendust
  • Reading: Read fb posts
  • Watching: MLP
  • Playing: Played some bass geetarr
  • Eating: Chipz
  • Drinking: Hope :)
soundcloud.com/jesusfreak-1/un… A demo of one of my originals, not yet finished, but getting there.

This is a new song I'm working on. I don't plan on abandoning it, but I'm lazy and wanted to tease people a bit, so hope you all like!

Cover Photo Artwork courtesy of HiSS-Graphics: www.hiss-graphics.com/
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Music courtesy of me.

  • Listening to: Waffle by Sevendust
  • Reading: Read fb posts
  • Watching: MLP
  • Playing: Played some bass geetarr
  • Eating: Chipz
  • Drinking: Hope :)
soundcloud.com/jesusfreak-1/ta…

It isn't exactly what I hoped, but I had a lot of fun with it, and I'm proud to have made a whole song, and not just a segment of one. 
I must stop (keep going) with this.
He's getting scarier the more I design him, and I strangely love it. Sadly, he's very rough, the lines aren't so good, so it's kinda smudgy. Just a rough sketch for fun. 
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  • Listening to: Waffle by Sevendust
  • Reading: Read fb posts
  • Watching: MLP
  • Playing: Played some bass geetarr
  • Eating: Chipz
  • Drinking: Hope :)
Soo yeah, I've been taking up a few projects, I will not spoil what, but I do have quite a few of them. And I can't seem to make myself do them right now for some reason. I'm a procrastinator, for one that doesn't help. But I really I hope I get my act together on these things so that the people I'm doing these things for will be happy and I won't be so worried. I'm mostly writing this to kinda get my thoughts out of my head so I can think straight. One comforting thing is I'm not the only one who's had this sorta thing happen. I just hope I can and will do all these things that I've told people I'm going to do. 

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s0s2 Featured By Owner May 13, 2017
Noah, write songs and sing them! Come on.
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Real-Live-Fishlegs Featured By Owner May 13, 2017
Working on it! XD I recently made a new instrumental, but I'm also hoping to one day do a song with lyrics too ^_^

Also *blushes* Thanks for telling me to do that xD 
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s0s2 Featured By Owner May 14, 2017
I listened to the recent ones, I especially love Tangent Whisper- The Means To Our End and Tangent Whisper- Foo-Foo Demo!
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Real-Live-Fishlegs Featured By Owner May 14, 2017
Thanks, I loved the means to our end ^_^ That was my first time trying a guitar solo XD. And yeah, Foo-Foo was a take on Foo Fighters, which inspired me for that little riff. Most of my music will be electronic, but I would love to blend genres :D 
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SammyKat457 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha "the peeps don't like that. Not my prob" --
I concur (gÙ7Ú)g

Always so nice to stumble across another Christian..! ;v;
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Real-Live-Fishlegs Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2017
Indeed! :D
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PParreira Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
*Raft approaching*
Ahoy there! 
Just docking to wish ya a Happy Birthday Mate!
wheres my horn..? *going through junk*  ahh there it is! bruitages.free.fr/bruits/siffl…

Have a good one Noah! GIF Wander Over Yonder - Yes!! 
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Real-Live-Fishlegs Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
Thanks so much Pedro! God bless and good hunting! :D
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s0s2 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2016
Dat icon haha
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Real-Live-Fishlegs Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2016
You knew it, you made it gurl! :D

(the icon needed to be updated, and yours seemed ideal. If you want me to mention that you drew it, I can. I hope it's okay that I use it for this/and for the other accounts I have mwahaha)

But yus dis icon has sass!
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